Colonoscopy With A GoPro

An ongoing meme and joke I have with family and friends is the term “colonoscopy with a GoPro”. It’s my Instagram bio, it was the original name for this blog, and a name I always just thought was amusing. It fits who I am pretty well I feel.

At close to 20 years old, I feel like I’m the colonoscopy connoisseur. I know it inside and out, so to speak.

During the last few weeks my health has rapidly deteriorated and we’ve come to the point we need more serious ways to examine what’s causing my current flare-up. Over the next few weeks I have a colonoscopy, liver biopsy, and a dosage increase of the biologic drug I’m taking. This is going to be a hectic few weeks and I’m definitely feeling a lot of stress from all of this. For the next fortnight it’s going to be a case of waiting it out until the tests are completed.

Since my surgery in February 2019 I don’t remember feeling this level of consistently unwell as I do now. My not-so-good health has shadowed over me for an extended period and it’s hard not to fall into a depressive slump.

My fear isn’t that they’ll find something during these tests – it’s that they won’t find anything at all.

Not finding anything is the most outright frustrating thing when you’re not well. For many years there was almost this perception amongst some specialists or doctors I was “imagining” the stomach pains I was facing everyday.

That logic ended up delaying my first surgery by probably 12-18 months, also delaying my life until I was an adult. People who know me well know I’m the absolute king of holding vendettas. It sounds meanspirited to say, but I completely hold vendettas against some specialists I’ve had in the past who didn’t treat me effectively. Is it healthy to hold these vendettas? Probably not, but it at least gives me some agency in how I’m feeling – a bit of a target for my frustration.

On the subject of colonoscopies though, I sorta love them? Alright let’s walk through the entire procedure.

The day before is the bad bit, no doubt. You have to take this absolutely horrible tasting extra strong laxative to clear your bowels for the colonoscopy and fast. Often marketed with a “pleasant lemon” flavour. It makes you shit like there’s no tomorrow.

The strength of the bowel prep is incredible, really. I have such vivid memories of the taste of the bowel prep as well that I just can’t drink lemonade or smell lemon without wincing and cringing.

Usually during the fasting period I distract myself with some sort of project. Sometimes LEGO, sometimes a video game, and sometimes just sleeping. Despite never being known for my large appetite, you don’t realise how much freedom you have to eat until you’re forced to fast.

The day of, depending on what time the procedure is, is usually straightforward. Get to the hospital day surgery, drop your dacks, put on a hospital gown, and wait. Before you go in you’ll get the anaesthetic which is probably the best bit if I’m honest. Being forced to sleep sounds horrifying but it’s amazing. You get to sleep during the day without feeling bad! What value! A depression nap but productive!

Waking up afterward is surreal. You take a while to adjust and usually for the next 12 hours you’re a bit out of it. Out of all the medical procedures I have to get done fairly often (once every year or two), it’s probably my favourite. I know it all really well now.

I’ve been asked in the past how I manage and do with blood tests and it’s a learning thing. As a child I was terrified of them, I’d have to be held down by several nurses to get blood and I was traumatised by them for so long.

Some time after turning 11 or 12 and them becoming so common, I got more comfortable with the situation. By the time I was a teenager, I had enough tricks that got me through even the longest and most drawn out blood tests.

One of them is fairly simple – I focus on song lyrics in my head. Particularly one from a song by The Killers. “This temporary flesh and bone” from Goodnight, Travel Well. Sounds morbid, but it puts things into perspective for me. No matter how much pain or how uncomfortable I am I know this is temporary. The pain and discomfort will not last forever and I will be stronger mentally from each ordeal. I keep a photo of myself from right after I had surgery in 2019 in my phone so I can remember what I’ve fought against in the past and won against, even if it’s just a temporary win sometimes.

The other is to think of funny mental images like a doctor doing a colonoscopy with a GoPro.

Mental Assembly Required

Since deferring from my studies until the end of COVID-19, I’ve had a lot more time on my hands to relax, focus on a bit more leisure, and clear my head of the complete insanity that has been 2020.

It’s been incredibly hectic and often I’ve found myself needing to shut off from the overwhelming grim reality we’re currently facing. Even with New South Wales (at time of writing) doing well with cases, life hasn’t truly returned to normal, and I doubt it will ever truly be “normal”. This is the new normal.

I’ve found solace in the last 6-7 months in rediscovering old hobbies and doubling down on friendships. Bonds with both hobbies and friends have become stronger during these (and yes I’m going to say the cliché line) unprecedented times.

A particular hobby I’ve very recently gotten back into in a big way is LEGO. I grew up with LEGO, it was pretty much all I needed in life as a child. Every birthday, Christmas, gift, was LEGO related. I’ve gone in and out of LEGO buying since becoming a teenager, but it’s always there in my mind.

My relationship with little plastic pieces has been important throughout my life. During my many hospital visits, medical procedures, surgeries, loss of loved ones, and tough periods in school – LEGO was there. When I had my first surgery in October 2012 what kept me motivated and happy was knowing that back at home I had LEGO to build. On my day releases before and after surgery I’d dedicate time to building sets and it was a happy place.

As I’ve matured, that feeling of a happy place when building has probably only increased and become more strong. During my second surgery, for which I was in hospital over my birthday, I was comforted knowing I had something to do while recovering.

That year I got a set called the Old Fishing Store, which had 2000 pieces. I love the aesthetic of Maine and New England seaside towns so this was a perfect fit. It’s still one of my favourite sets I own, partly for sentimental reasons of it being a set I can pinpoint and say “this is proof Jamie survived surgery and was better off for it”.

I mostly like buying stuff that looks good on display as I’ve gotten older. As anyone who’s been inside my bedroom or even just around my house would know, there’s a lot of stuff we have on display. It makes me feel at home.

Earlier this year for my birthday I got my first Modular Building – a Bookshop, from a series of expert level LEGO sets. They’re all large and over 2000 pieces. I recall building it being one of the best weekends I’ve had to myself.

I bought two more from that series since then and my god they’re addictive. The right level of challenge, incredibly satisfying builds, and usually 6+ hours to build. I built the sets over a series of days so I could spread out that enjoyment as much as possible.

When I build, I put my phone on Do Not Disturb, put music on, and fully focus on what I’m doing. No outside distractions. Proper me time that lasts a good amount of time, allowing me to both build and think about things in life. Highly therapeutic.

Even better, my last two builds have coincided with the release of the new Killers album – Imploding The Mirage. I love the album so far and played it constantly when building. I can now doubly associate that album with brilliant experiences.

The building periods really helped me clear my head and gave me time to seriously think and find out things about myself.

For some people, LEGO is probably seen as childish or just a children’s toy. While I agree LEGO is usually predominately designed for children, who cares. Open yourself up and allow yourself to reexperience that childlike wonder of building LEGO. Put on some music, shut off from the world, and just build. You won’t regret it. In grim times in which being aware of the world around you is incredibly important and also daunting, you need time to escape that.

And yes, my bank account is not looking so good after rediscovering LEGO again…

New Order, Infatuation & Love

Joy Division’s music was always filled with a very pessimistic, jaded view on love and relationships – shaped by Ian Curtis and his failing marriage. The lyrics downbeat and never about falling in love as much as falling out of love, that’s if they even wrote about relationships. Much of the tracks off the seminal work Unknown Pleasures reflect the misanthropic and nihilistic view Curtis had towards his own existence.

Tracks like Shadowplay reflect that he felt his life, like hand puppets in a literal shadowplay, was a show for everyone but the one performing.

After his tragic death in 1980, remaining Joy Division members formed a new band – New Order. Bernard Sumner, Peter Hook, and Stephen Morris were joined by Gillian Gilbert who had previously been a last minute replacement for Curtis during gigs.

New Order’s sound is incredibly different to that of their predecessor, with it going from gothic, downbeat rock to synth pop with an often uplifting spirit. When the music of Joy Division viewed love often in a negative light, New Order use it to really tug on heartstrings and tell earnest, raw anecdotes of relationships.

New Order’s take on love has always been one of interest to me – the way they’re often able to express emotions and tell stories in such a bright and well intentioned way. The giddy nervousness for early love expressed in Temptation, the jaded but sincere Age of Consent about nearing the end, to the philosophical Superheated which tackled with looking back on relationships in hindsight.

New Order in concert, March 2020.


Temptation is particularly interesting to me. The song’s way of looking at how we develop crushes – or infatuation – I think is really interesting and well expressed.

A heaven, a gateway, a hope
Just like a feeling I need, it’s no joke
And though it hurts me to treat you this way
Betrayed by words I’d never heard, too hard to say

The hope and feeling of finding someone that sparks that sort of feeling is an incredible one. Most people in life strive towards it. It’s an unbelievable sensation that powers people on.

I read the “though it hurts me to treat you this way” as sort of a statement of how an infatuation on other people can end up being a negative thing and causing you to do dumb things and act in stupid ways. Once you fall for someone it’s hard to undo it and you get tunnel vision for that person.

Oh, up, down, turn around
Please don’t let me hit the ground
Tonight, I think I’ll walk alone
I’ll find my soul as I go home
Up, down, turn around
Please don’t let me hit the ground
Tonight, I think I’ll walk alone
I’ll find my soul as I go home

Please don’t let me hit the ground – don’t give me the reality check – don’t make me lose this feeling. Whatever you do, let me stay in this bubble of infatuation.

Each way I turn, I know I’ll always try
To break this circle that has been placed around me
From time to time, I find I’ve lost some need
That was so urgent to myself, I do believe

A point of realisation around the narrator. Realising just how often this seems to happen to them and how much it ends up meaning for them each time. A relentless cycle, which can be viewed as both a tragic tale and an uplifting one. Is it healthy to require this sort of feeling constantly? What is life like without this feeling?

Oh, you’ve got green eyes, oh, you’ve got grey eyes
Oh, you’ve got blue eyes
Oh, you’ve got green eyes, oh, you’ve got blue eyes
Oh, you’ve got grey eyes
And I’ve never seen anyone quite like you before
No, I’ve never met anyone quite like you before

This is one of my all-time favourite verses from a New Order song. I think it perfectly summarises what the song is about, completely nailing the sentiment and emotion. You can get an exact idea of what it’s saying without explanation.

Oh, it’s the last time, oh, it’s the last time
Oh, it’s the last time, oh, it’s the last time
Oh, it’s the last time
And I’ve never met anyone quite like you before
No, I’ve never met anyone quite like you before

The outro to the song, which leaves it on an interesting note. It’s simple but incredibly effective. I really love how this song is able to express the feeling of infatuation so well.

Age of Consent

Album art for Power, Corruption, and Lies.

Won’t you please let me go
These words lie inside they hurt me so
And I’m not the kind that likes to tell you
Just what I want to do
I’m not the kind that needs to tell you
Just what you want me to

I saw you this morning
I thought that you might like to know
I received your message in full a few days ago
I understood every word that is said
And now that I’ve actually heard it
You’re going to regret

A very poignant song to me, Age of Consent is about a failing relationship which both parties want to end but neither has the strength to cut it off.

And I’m not the kind that likes to tell you
Just what you want me to
You’re not the kind that needs to tell me
About the birds and the bees

Both of them are emotionally no longer in the relationship, and I think the “birds and the bees” is about infidelity on both of their parts- or at least suspected infidelity. They don’t have the same level of love and trust anymore. It’s just a husk of what they once were.

But at the end of it all, they’ll still miss each other. It’s a much more Joy Division feeling song lyrically than New Order- it reminds me heavily of Love Will Tear Us Apart Again.

I’ve lost you
I’ve lost you
I’ve lost you
I’ve lost you

Echoing out as the song ends, “I’ve lost you” is the gut punch to the song.

The human brain is great at making attachments to people and things, but struggles heavily with trying to cut off those same feelings.

Break-ups, cutting contact, ending friendships or any relationship are all incredibly tough. It’s one of the hard things in life we all end up experiencing and is a universal experience yet we all respond differently to it. It’s hard not to keep some level of affection and feeling for people in your life who were once close to you but no longer are.

The song is just so human and I find it fascinating how it manages to tell its story.


Album art for Music Complete

A collaboration between New Order and The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers, Superheated is the final track of the album Music Complete.

If these songs were all part of one same story or character arc for the same narrator, Superheated would be the narrator years later reflecting on their life philosophically and the relationships they had. Sung as a duet between Bernard Sumner and Brandon Flowers, it’s a pretty perfect marriage between New Order and Flowers’ style. My opinion is the duet element is meant to be about how the narrator felt during the break-up when he was younger (Brandon Flowers), and how he feels about it now as a much older man (Bernard Sumner).

Bernard Sumner:
Sometimes I wake up and the sky is grey
When you’re not here by my side
I see your make up on the shelf
In a photograph of someone else
And it breaks me up like I don’t exist
Did we ever love, did we ever kiss?
Do you ever listen to what I have to say?
As life unfolded that one short day

Some stage after his relationship, the narrator begins to try and analyse what their dynamic actually was like and if it was as great as they felt it was at the time. Doubts go through his mind and everything he remembers of their time together becomes hazy and clouded.

Bernard Sumner & Brandon Flowers:
However you want it, it’s my desire
Girl you’ve got me hanging like a bird caught on a wire
We are so different, yet we’re the same
Things that I remember, that I wish I could change

He’s still hooked on the memory and can’t forget. Part of him wonders if it would have ended differently if he made different choices or said things differently – it’s slightly haunting to him. Would putting himself as second priority in the relationship have saved it? The imagery of a “bird caught on a wire” is symbolic of restricted freedom, a lack of comfort and autonomy – he feels stuck emotionally.

The overlap of Sumner and Flowers for the chorus is important, it’s showing the thoughts that have stayed with him all this time and have never really gone away.

Bernard Sumner:
Sometimes I wake up as angry as hell
I feel deserted, I feel unwell
But it’s not your fault, no not at all
I was the reason for our downfall
Sometimes I wake up when I’m alone
As angry as hell because you’re gone

The anger and frustration of his own actions and what he did and didn’t do is all he can think about. Around this time, the narrator realises how much things were down to his error in his own mind. As an older man, he feels the loneliness of being without the other person. It’s the power of hindsight, really.

Bernard Sumner & Brandon Flowers:
However you want it, it’s my desire
Girl you’ve got me hanging like a bird caught on a wire
We are so different, yet we’re the same
Things that I remember, that I wish I could change
You want your life back, girl I’m not a thief
You told me that it’s over and that you were gonna leave

She’s gone and able to move on freely, but he can only hope for being at the stage that he can forget and truly move on.

Bernard Sumner & Brandon Flowers:
Now that it’s over
Now that it’s over
Now that it’s over
Now that it’s over
Now that it’s over
Now that it’s over
It’s over, it’s over, it’s over

Just like the previous two songs analysed here, it has an outro which has a single phrase repeated. After the crescendo of the last chorus, it goes out to a really classic New Order bit of synth, fading out. Is the outro of songs having one repeated phrase just a motif of New Order, a conscious continuation of themes, or a big coincidence? I’m not sure, but it’s interesting to think about.

All three songs sound unique and have really different tones from the outset. It’s a great example of how bands can keep a similar sound over time but adapt it to different scenarios to get the most emotional reaction out of their listeners.

This “trilogy” of songs is a favourite of mine. I think it’s hard to not listen to them as three – when Temptation comes on shuffle, I’ll pretty much always go to Age of Consent, and then Superheated after that.

New Order’s writing around infatuation, love, and relationships is a strength. I don’t think many bands quite manage to hit these themes as well and as maturely as New Order do.

Take You To A Midnight Show: A Track By Track Analysis Of Hot Fuss

The 2000s were a defining generation for many genres, but particularly alternative rock. The grunge sound of 90s rock morphed into a more interesting amalgamation of 80s New Wave and 70s post-punk in the 2000s.

The Killers, born out of Nevada, were one of many bands that saw their rise in the era, with music which blended Britpop, New Wave, and kept an indie rock sound. Their first album, Hot Fuss, is widely considered one of the best debut albums of all time.

Aesthetically, The Killers owe a lot to New Order – and that’s just for their name. In the music video for New Order’s song “Crystal” it features a fictitious band called The Killers up against a screen projecting several colours in a faux concert setting.

Brandon Flowers, Mark Stoermer, Dave Keuning, and Robbie Vannucci took the name and ran with it. The music video for their hit Somebody Told Me is more than just a simple homage, it’s a statement of what inspired them.

New Order’s album Get Ready in particular definitely shapes the music of The Killers from Hot Fuss. Tracks like Crystal and 60 Miles An Hour have such a clear influence on the sound of The Killers’ debut album, I’d argue Get Ready is essential listening to truly understand The Killers.

Music video for Crystal, by New Order.

For me, Hot Fuss is my favourite album of all time and has such a sentimental value to me. This was probably one of the first albums I fell in love with – I can’t remember a time in which I didn’t know this album and didn’t love it.

Hot Fuss isn’t just good because it’s filled with great tunes, it carries a great sense of teenage coming-of-age, growing up, relationships, and the experiences of being a teenager and young adult. Plus a bit of murder.

Two songs off Hot Fuss make up part of the “Murder Trilogy”, though there have been many fan theories that suggest there are more than 3 songs that tell the story- however The Killers themselves have confirmed there are only 3 songs in the saga.

But what exactly is the story told by Hot Fuss outside of the “Murder Trilogy”? It’s hard to exactly pinpoint it having one narrative, but instead I see it as a collection of different stories and experiences from different people. Each track has at least one of three themes: relationships, coming-of-age, and search for identity.

Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

The album begins with a flashforward of our narrator being questioned and interrogated by police over the murder of his girlfriend – Jenny. He attempts to give his alibi in the first verse of the song. The song opens with the sounds of police scanners and helicopters, setting a moody midnight city aesthetic to the song.

We took a walk that night, but it wasn’t the same
We had a fight on the promenade out in the rain
She said she loved me, but she had somewhere to go
She couldn’t scream while I held her close
I swore I’d never let her go

The last two lines is an allude to him suffocating Jenny and murdering her, fairly clearly.

Tell me what you wanna know
Oh, come on, oh, come on, oh, come on
There ain’t no motive for this crime
Jenny was a friend of mine
So come on, oh, come on, oh, come on, oh

His defence is as simple as that: Jenny was a friend of mine, how could I have murdered her? The choice of saying “friend” instead of girlfriend is crucial as it points to our main character realising they were never really dating, it was more him with an unhealthy obsession. The story of this track becomes expanded upon later in Hot Fuss, and with a B-side.

Mr. Brightside

The most well-known song on the album and one of the defining songs of the 2000s – Mr. Brightside is an important part of this story and album. It’s all about paranoia, jealousy, and crushes.

Izabella Miko in the music video for Mr. Brightside.

The narrator “Mr. Brightside” is a very, very relatable person. He’s an average guy in his youth who finds himself falling head over heels in love for someone. Whether or not our main character ever has a “girlfriend” to imagine losing is not really the point – it’s about how you can completely fall in love with someone and become obsessed with them despite there being nothing official. A one-sided crush. Most people have been this sort of person at some point, imagining yourself with that person and speculating endlessly to yourself about what your life could be. Unfortunately, it’s not about healthy speculation really, Mr. Brightside is torturing himself with it.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his

Chest now, he takes off her dress now
Let me go
I just can’t look, it’s killing me
And taking control

Mr. Brightside is someone who falls for people easily, gets very attached, over-analyses everything that person does, and leads a self-fulfilling prophecy that always ends in disappointment. Someone who falls in love on a first date.

And when someone like a Mr. Brightside does end up in a relationship, he self-sabotages everything with his paranoia.

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay, destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes, ’cause I’m Mr. Brightside

To be a Mr. Brightside is to be self-aware enough you have a problem, but completely lost on how to fix it. A fitting song in an album which has a subtext of coming of age and adolescence.

Smile Like You Mean It

The third track of Hot Fuss, and one of the four singles released off the album, Smile Like You Mean It is a look into nostalgia, growing up, and trying to disassociate from trauma I feel.

The imagery the lyrics invoke in me personally give me strong nostalgia of particularly being a child. The way everything seems so big and grand and wonderful, but as you grow up realise you must abandon that sense of wonder in order to be “grown up”.

I like to view the lyrics being said throughout the song as being different bits of advice given to our main character throughout his teen years.

Save some face, you know you’ve only got one
Change your ways while you’re young
Boy, one day you’ll be a man
Oh, girl, he’ll help you understand

Save some face is a classic idiom meaning to try and regain reputation and standing after an embarrassing moment, which as any teenager can tell you, embarrassment and saving face is half the teenage experience.

“In the house that I grew up in…”

The chorus of “smile like you mean it” is his attempt of dealing with the sensations of growing up, and learning to let go of his past and nostalgia. To live in the moment, and not allow yourself to be caught in that which has already happened.

The most poignant part of the song for me is the bridge, which does a better job detailing the feeling of nostalgia and how it can feel than I ever could:

And someone is calling my name
From the back of the restaurant
And someone is playing a game
In the house that I grew up in
And someone will drive her around
Down the same streets that I did
On the same streets that I did

You rarely ever know when you’ll do something for the last time ever. Like the last time you’ll ever visit a certain store, a friend, a family member, a restaurant, or a lover. Thinking about moments in my own past where I unknowingly said goodbye to something invokes evocative memories in my head, taking back to places and moments I’d long since forgotten.

Somebody Told Me

Another of the singles released from the album, Somebody Told Me is one of the most iconic songs by The Killers.

Somebody Told Me is a classic of the “heterosexual man singing about maybe having gay feelings and being unsure of himself” genre, which previously was heralded by Morrissey and his work with The Smiths. However this only makes up half of the double entendre of the track, the other meaning within it is very different…

It’s about creating things in the first place.

Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I’ve had it with this game
I’m breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Anything goes but don’t blink, you might miss
‘Cause heaven ain’t close in a place like this
I said, oh, heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight (Ooh-ooh)
Never thought I’d let a rumor ruin my moonlight

The relentless burn of attempting to write and create something only to find out you aren’t original enough. As a writer this resonates. The amount of times you feel you’ve caught lightning in a bottle and it hasn’t been, or you see someone get huge amounts of success with something you had tried to do is frustrating.

The “boyfriend” who looks like a “girlfriend” is his idea. He knows he has potential to make it and release a hit, he just hasn’t had one yet. Every creative person I know has this feeling in them – it can takes years to get noticed and even longer to be noticed and successful.

Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential

The “song-writing” side of the song’s story is definitely only half of it though. The androgynous lover idea and gay subtext in the album stands out here in particular, alongside Andy, You’re A Star.

All These Things That I’ve Done

Screengrab from the music video

Known probably best for its iconic bridge of “I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier”, ATTTID is similar in theme to Smile Like You Mean It. The third longest track on the album, it is a song I always have had a strong affinity for.

I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
You know, you know; no, you don’t, you don’t
I wanna shine on in the hearts of man
I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand
Another head aches, another heart breaks
I’m so much older than I can take
And my affection, well, it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no, no, no, no

The lyrics reflect attempts to “grow up” and become an adult. The narrator unsure of himself, who he is, what he wants to do, or why he does the things he does. He’s a lost boy waiting to become a man. He’s incredibly indecisive.

For Flowers, part of his confusion with growing up was because of his background. A member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) he would have grown up under serious scrutiny for a lot of his emotions and desires. The song is like him trying to repent and make up for his failings to properly follow his religious beliefs, and an overwhelming sense of guilt.

Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh, don’t you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out, yeah

The “you” Flowers refers to in this song is God and religion. He feels like it must surely be able to show him the right way. But for others, I think the “you” will often be ourselves in a rhetorical sense.

And when there’s nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son?
These changes ain’t changing me
The cold-hearted boy I used to be

Part of why I think this song is so powerful is that, as a now adult man, I realise how accurately the themes of this song reflected my own teenage years. You want to be and do everything, but have no idea where to start. Your emotions and desires are all over the place and there isn’t a definitive way through this period of change.

Honestly, the song could be called Puberty Blues. Trying to find your identity can take a long time for people, and getting through your teenage years is a lot harder than people give it credit for.

I mean hey, you’ve got soul… but you’re no soldier… yet.

Andy, You’re A Star

There’s a lot of discussion and disagreement in Killers fan circles over what Andy, You’re A Star is about. Some claim it’s there to mock a high school bully of Flowers called Andy who made his school life miserable; others say it’s about a young man realising he might be gay with his idolisation of the school’s star athlete. Personally I think there’s truth in both.

On the field I remember you were incredible
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah
On the field I remember you were incredible
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah
On the match with the boys, you think you’re alone
With the pain that you drain from love
In a car with a girl, promise me she’s not your world
‘Cause Andy, you’re a star
Get down, hey

I see it as Flowers being cynical about his high school bully and him having some weird idolisation of Andy’s skill and fame which crossed into adoration. Everyone had some sort of idol or person in their high school they at some level envied and wanted to be, and I think Andy is who a young Flowers wanted to be. Popular, athletically talented, well-respected.

Leave your number on the locker and I’ll give you a call
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah
Leave your legacy in gold on the plaques that line the hall
Hey, shut up, hey, shut up, yeah
On the streets, such a sweet face jumping in town
In the staffroom, the verdict is in
In a car with a girl, promise me she’s not your world

Looking into professional sports circles, a lot of young men end up crossing from having just a sports idol to someone who is more than that, a figure of immense adoration that might go further. As a football fan, I think it happens a lot. All you need to do is look at “Football Twitter” where people rarely use photos of themselves, instead choosing to “represent” their favourite player.

‘Cause Andy, you’re a star
In nobody’s eyes but mine
Andy, you’re a star
In nobody’s eyes but mine
Andy, you’re a star
In nobody’s eyes
In nobody’s eyes but mine

The refrain here with “in nobody’s eyes but mine” reads to me as Flowers recognising how everyone felt the same way towards Andy, yet for all that they didn’t really know why. Flowers definitely wrote the song in the form of a love letter to Andy, and with some other gay subtext in Hot Fuss as an album, I don’t think it’d be surprising if Flowers had a crush on Andy.

Allegedly, the “real life” Andy is now working at the same high school they both attended and is a gym teacher. This is probably one of the most cynical songs Flowers has ever written, it seems to be a real “up yours” type of song. A more petty form of revenge, really.

On Top

Much more of a dance song than any other track on the album, On Top is inspired heavily by Ibiza nightclubs and hearkens back to the influence of New Order on The Killers.

In the back, ah-ho, I can’t crack
We’re on top
It’s just a shimmy and a shake, ah-ho
I can’t fake, we’re on top, we’re on top

On Top is filled with sexual innuendo and is pretty universally accepted to be about a one night stand. I see it as a continuation of the gay subtext throughout the album, and about a first ever one night stand with a man for the narrator. It’s a very straightforward song, and the innuendos don’t take much to decipher or notice.

The day is breaking, we’re still here
Your body’s shaking and it’s clear
You really need it, so let go
And let me feed it, but you know
That I’ve been down across a road or two
But now I’ve found the velvet sun
That shines on me and you

It isn’t until the bridge (which is repeated twice) however, that the song gets more of a narrative. The narrator is brutally describing why he goes for hook-ups, the appeal of them to him, and with “because I’m fine now” accepting the hook-up.

And we don’t mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off of my pride tonight
‘Cause I don’t need to satisfy tonight
It’s like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I’m fine


Change Your Mind

Probably the only real “love song” on this album, Change Your Mind has such a shy energy to it. I think it’d be fair to pair this song with Mr. Brightside as being part of the same particular narrative.

It has a daydream feel about it as well, as a lot of the lyrics reflect how Mr. Brightside thinks. Our narrator is a mess. Burnt out but still in love with the idea of someone. He’s back on his self-fulfilling prophecy.

Racey days help me through the hopeless haze
But my, oh, my
Tragic eyes, I can’t even recognise myself

Everytime he reaches this self-fulfilling prophecy, he always has just one question:

So if the answer is no
Can I change your mind?

The difference is that this time, he might have met someone who he thinks has the same issues as him – another dreamer. Another cursed with elaborate fantasies… maybe.

Out again, a siren screams at half-past ten
And you won’t let go
While I ignore, that we’ve both felt like this before
It starts to show

The siren in my view signifies the start of his new obsession with someone, and for once it seems like it might go somewhere.

Why aren’t you shaking?
Step back in time
Graciously taken
Oh, you’re too kind

We’re all the same and love is blind
The sun is gone before it shines

His dreams and hopes with this person are gone before they had a chance to completely take over his mental state – it’s another rejection.

Believe Me Natalie

Roses by Claude Monet

The ninth track of the album, Believe Me Natalie is another one which has had many different things read into it by fans. A common belief is it’s about a dancer diagnosed with HIV/AIDs who works at the famous Studio 54 nightclub in SoHo, New York City.

The character of Natalie potentially having HIV/AIDs is not particularly vital to the story of the song though. It’s much more about being an optimistic artist struggling for survival. I think the usage of disco and nightclub terminology in the song is metaphorical of the struggle to get your art into the world.

Believe me, Natalie, listen, Natalie
This is your last chance to find a go-go dance to disco now
Please believe me, Natalie, listen Natalie
This is your last chance to find a go-go dance to disco now
Forget what they said in SoHo, leave the “Oh, no”s out
And believe me, Natalie, listen Natalie
This is your last chance

The last chance to make it big. To make something of yourself, to get yourself out into the world.

There is an old cliche under your Monet, baby
Remember the arch of roses right above your couch?
Forget what they said in SoHo, leave the “Oh, no”s out
Yes, there is an old cliche under your Monet, baby

The old cliche under your Monet evokes imagery of artist Claude Monet’s Roses, hung above Natalie’s couch – perhaps her only possession to her name as a struggling artist. I picture her as a girl from a small town, who moved to the big city to try and make it, and lives in cramped conditions waiting ever so patiently to make it.

You left the station now to the floor with speculation
What was it for?
In that old hallway, Mum says, “Why don’t you stay?
You’ve been away for a long time”

Her mum wants her to come home, to give up on her dream, and return to a life without fantasy. An acceptance of defeat, and to her, a loss of identity.

God, help me somehow
There’s no time for survival left
The time is now
‘Cause this might be your last chance to disco, oh-oh, oh-oh

Did Natalie ever make it? It’s hard to imagine so.

Midnight Show

A personal favourite song from The Killers, and a brutal continuation of the “Murder Trilogy”, Midnight Show takes place before the events of Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.

Set during the murder of Jenny, it’s a fast-paced and sleek song. The details of the relationship between the narrator and Jenny and what lead to this point is detailed in Leave The Bourbon On The Shelf, which is too important in analysis of Midnight Show to ignore…

Leave The Bourbon On The Shelf

Originally recorded in 2002, and rerecorded in 2006 for the B-sides and rarities compilation album Sawdust, Leave The Bourbon On The Shelf acts as the chronological beginning to the Murder Trilogy.

It’s very different in sound to JWAFOM and Midnight Show, more closely resembling Smile Like You Mean It or Believe Me Natalie. A garage rock song, it’s also reminiscent of stuff by the Dandy Warhols to me – very conversational in tone and lyrics.

Shaking like the Devil when she lets me go
Got a new place, and how it’s so much better
Falling over myself, the television’s on
I turn it off and smile
“Oh Jennifer, you know I always tried”
Before you say goodbye

Leave the bourbon on the shelf

Our narrator is in a terrible state. We find out later on in the song he believes Jenny has been cheating on him with another man, which causes him to breakdown and fall into a drunken stupor.

Darling don’t you see I’m not satisfied
Until I hold you tight
Give me one more chance tonight
And I swear I’ll make it right

The continued use of “held tight” is continued on in JWAFOM and Midnight Show – it’s how he ends up killing her – strangulation. Has Jenny actually cheated on him though, or is it, Mr. Brightside style, all in his head?

Jennifer, tell me where I stand
And who’s that boy holding your hand?
Oh, Jennifer, you know I always tried
Before you say goodbye

He knows the relationship is doomed, but he can’t help but still feel an attraction to her and a fondness. His feelings of love and jealousy mix dangerously, and he decides if he can’t have her, nobody can.

Leave the bourbon on the shelf
And I’ll drink it by myself
And I never liked your hair
Or those people that you lie with
But I’m not satisfied until I hold you tight

He won’t be satisfied truly, until she’s dead, hoping it stops her from haunting his memories. Back to Midnight Show, however.

Midnight Show is immediately different in tone to Bourbon as it starts, with some synthesizers and fast beat. It’s as ruthlessly an efficient a song as our narrator is with his plans to murder Jenny. He knows what he’s come to do.

I know what you want
I’m gonna take you a midnight show tonight
If you can keep a secret
I got a blanket in the back seat on my mind

And a little place that sits beneath the sky
She turned her face to speak but no-one heard her cry

What Jenny thinks is just a parked car scenario for sex is really all part of the narrators plan. To lure her into a false sense of security and make her scream – not out of pleasure however.

Make it go away without a word
But promise me you’ll stay and fix these things I’ve heard

A crashing tide can’t hide a guilty girl
With jealous hearts that start with gloss and curls
I took my baby’s breath beneath the chandelier
Of stars in atmosphere and watched her disappear

The two pre-choruses in the song sums up the struggle in the mind of the narrator. He thinks he could make all his suffering just disappear by killing her, letting it go away “without a word”, or try and give Jenny a chance to defend herself from accusations she doesn’t even know exist. He’s so fixed on it being true that she’s cheated on him nothing else matters.

If you can keep a secret
Well, baby, I can keep it if you can keep a secret
If you can keep a secret, I can keep a secret
If you can keep a secret
Well, baby, I can keep it if you can keep a secret

The outro to Midnight Show is our narrator’s remarks to her corpse. A darkly humorous ending to the song.

Everything Will Be Alright

Rarely played live, Everything Will Be Alright is the final track of Hot Fuss in almost all versions of the album. A sombre song which feels like a homage to songs like A Night Like This by The Cure, and Waiting For the Night by Depeche Mode.

Very minimalist with lyrics, the chorus is repeated throughout the song (the longest on the album as well). It’s an uplifting message for dark times, born out of struggles. Everything will be alright… eventually, our narrator tells himself.

I’m coming to find you if it takes me all night
Wrong until you make it right
And I won’t forget you
At least I’ll try and run, and run tonight

The idea of the song continues a theme from earlier in the album, developing feelings for the idea of someone and becoming in love with the concept of being in love.

I wasn’t shopping for a doll
To say the least, I thought I’d seen them all
But then you took me by surprise
I’m dreaming ’bout those dreamy eyes
I never knew, I never knew
So take your suitcase, ’cause I don’t mind
And baby doll, I meant it every time
You don’t need to compromise
I’m dreaming ’bout those dreamy eyes
I never knew, I never knew but it’s alright, alright

A lot of Hot Fuss is about this idea of falling in love with people easily, and knowing you do it to yourself but being unable to help. Everything Will Be Alright acts as a coda to the themes of the album, and particularly of songs like Mr. Brightside and Change Your Mind. A tragic tale of growing up and learning about yourself, your relationships, and life.

Hot Fuss is a really personally hitting album to me. In my high school years, Mr. Brightside was my anthem. It wasn’t until much later that I started realising why it hit home so much for me.

Finding out who you are as a teenager and growing up is incredibly difficult. Harder and harder as we become more reliant on social media and technology as major aids in our life. I don’t envy those who are becoming teenagers in the midst of the current world climate, but I offer to them to find solace in creativity and art.

I struggle to believe I’d be who I am without Hot Fuss and the guidance of The Killers’ music. They’re as much a part of me as my flesh and bones. It’s comfort music. I hope it does similar for other people.

Reclaiming Thunder Road

In January 2020, I embarked on a roadtrip with 3 friends to drive from the inner west of Sydney down to Melbourne just before I started my Tafe course.

The purpose of the trip was to travel down to watch football (soccer), with us following our team Sydney FC away to Melbourne for the annual Australia Day-ish Big Blue. Some may say we were slightly nuts for not just catching a flight down, but to those I say where’s your sense of adventure?

The journey is just as good as the location, especially when you’re four young men faced with a surprising amount of freedom to be yourself and travel. A roadtrip is a really liberating experience. A roughly 10 hour trip from Sydney to Mornington was of course filled with banter, football talk, planning and music. There was a lot of different music played – Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia by The Dandy Warhols, and probably my stand-out memory – listening to Bruce Springsteen’s seminal album Born To Run.

The way music shapes how you see things around you is truly amazing. Bruce Springsteen’s grand ballads were the soundtrack to that trip to Victoria for me. The key moment I remember is when we were 3-4 hours away from Mount Martha where we would be staying. We were going through a classic grey day but driving on a mostly empty country roads through the grass and green of rural Victoria. Out the windows was some evocative imagery of deserted old country clubs, overgrown tennis courts, old towns, and the occasional kangaroo and lake. Past Wangaratta, Lima, Euroa, Seymour, and many more – the track playing as we passed through at that point was Born To Run. The sweeping scale of the song just fit the scene so well.

Mount Martha.

The trip wasn’t just about going to the football with my mates and getting pissed either – it was partly about reclaiming memories of Mornington Peninsula. When my best mate told me we would be staying with his grandparents in Mount Martha on the peninsula I was sort of dumbstruck for a moment. My lasting memories of that area were mostly traumatic, relating to the deaths of my grandparents who lived there. The otherwise beautiful area of the peninsula became shadowed for me in my grieving and loss. All those family trips to see them, for a while after my granddad’s death in particular just felt like revisiting the hospice he passed in.

Back in those days, fittingly it was Bruce Springsteen we’d often play in our family car journey to Victoria to see my grandparents. This trip ended up me reclaiming music and memories from the clutches of despair and trauma.

The January trip was just brilliant. I remember even when we weren’t doing “fun” stuff like when we were on the (ridiculously long) train trip from Mornington into Melbourne CBD just remarking to my then-girlfriend how much I was just enjoying the whole experience. I felt really comfortable with myself and where I was. There isn’t much out there as enjoyable as travel for me.

We went around to a pub one night, all had way too much to drink, and the company was just something I thoroughly enjoyed. We met another mate of ours while we were there and it reminded me I’d been really starved of just nights out and trips with mates due to health issues and my own introverted self. I really came out of my shell I feel.

Since then, I’ve been speaking to the same people really consistently and seeing them really consistently. Before quarantine we’d do a weekly drinks thing at the local dingy bowling club and just banter for hours until closing time. We’re also talking already about another trip down next year, and or that I am unbelievably keen.

There’s something really beautiful to Bruce Springsteen’s music being so prevalent in my good and bad memories of roadtrips and Mornington as a whole. These days the good thoroughly outweighs the negative. Thunder Road comes on when I have Spotify on shuffle and I just feel at ease with everything, transported back to different time, with a better perception of myself.

Yearning For Fish Friday

My personal connotations with hospital are difficult to express. A bit of trauma, a bit of melancholy, and a bit of joy. But mostly not joy. Hospitals are a weird place to spend your time.

My most vivid set of memories in hospital that weren’t traumatic were mostly from when I had infliximab infusions every 6-8 weeks sporadically from age 11 to 16. Treatments like it start as weekly, then fortnightly, then monthly, and so on until you hit 6 or 8 weeks.

The whole process became really familiar by the time I was 12 or 13. Drive to Randwick, get into the medical day unit, do a first set of observations (obs), get the cannula put in and bloods taken. Then, wait a little while before being hooked up to the IV drip and take mild painkillers. From there it’s 5-6 hours of laying down in a classic uncomfortable hospital bed.

We’d often bring entertainment with us. DVDs, my PlayStation Portable, books, and board games. This was before it was widely accepted that hospitals should have Wi-Fi and before I had an iPod. So you’d spend the majority of time waiting around for the infusion to finish and sleeping.

A major positive though, was the food. Hospitals have near endless vending machines. Randwick’s Sydney Children’s Hospital in particular had probably the best cafe I’ve ever known. Starlight Cafe. The best burgers, milkshakes, and tea I’ve known.

However, there was also just a normal free breakfast, lunch, and dinner service for those staying in hospital even just for the day. From memory they had Chicken Tuesday, Meat Monday, and my personal favourite – Fish Friday.

I just loved the fish. I’m not even sure why. It was basically just run of the mil supermarket crumbed fish. It was for some reason just incredible. I’d make sure every time I had to book in my next infusion that it came on a Friday just for the fish. For the day, you’d be put into a room with 2 beds and often there wasn’t another patient so I got their serving of the fish for lunch as well.

The nurse staff were also incredible and the best I’ve known and I’m really thankful that they were working there. When you’re an easily scared young boy seeing all the medical equipment and looking at blood and cannulas it can be really confronting – but they made me feel comfortable with it and calm. That’s an incredible talent to have.

Oh, and they also knew how mad I was about the Fish Friday. Sometimes they’d make sure to order perhaps too many servings knowing it was an empty day just so I have like 3-4 servings of it.

In a weird way, I sort of miss the whole day experience of the infusion. Don’t get me wrong – it was not a fun way to spend a day – but the sense of belonging and community and comfort you can feel from a situation like that is astounding.

Sometimes you can find community anywhere and in the most unassuming or seemingly unfriendly places.

Great Music, Terribly Analysed: SHADOWPLAY

Joy Division’s seminal album Unknown Pleasures features a lot of really strong, authentic, and just really really good tracks. From its opener Disorder to the final track I Remember Nothing. Every track is good, and it’s no shock it remains one of the greatest albums of all time.

Joy Division’s music was always filled with a very pessimistic, jaded view on love and relationships – shaped by Ian Curtis and his failing marriage. The lyrics downbeat and never about falling in love as much as falling out of love, that’s if they even wrote about relationships. Much of the tracks off the seminal work Unknown Pleasures reflect the misanthropic and nihilistic view Curtis had towards his own existence.

Tracks like Shadowplay reflect that he felt his life, like hand puppets in a literal shadowplay, was a show for everyone but the one performing. Shadowplay is also probably my favourite Joy Division song. It boasts some of Curtis’ best lyrics and my personal stand-out verse from any song:

In the shadowplay, acting out your own death
Knowing no more
As the assassins all grouped in four lines
Dancing on the floor
And with cold steel, odour on their bodies
Made a move to connect
But I could only stare in disbelief
As the crowds all left

But who or what are the assassins? What’s it all about?

I always took the assassins grouped in four lines, dancing on the floor to be the crowd. The audience at their gigs. A cynical way of looking at it, but would match up with Ian Curtis and his how he felt alienated from people. His description of them with the cold steel of their 70’s punk aesthetic, odour of sweat, and disillusionment with him on stage.

But here’s the punchline to this very write-up:

He makes a move to connect with the audience, but never feels like they truly understand. Hell, I don’t really understand what Curtis means with his lyrics. They’re coded in metaphor and allegory and this is my best attempt at deciphering one of my favourite tracks.

Shadowplay is ultimately about one of the struggles of being an artist – you attempt to pour your soul out but nobody will ever truly understand you. You’ll gain a cult following but nobody has a true clue who you were or what you stood for. Ian Curtis is shrouded in myth and legend now – and there’s some beauty to that.

Borroloola to Sydney: Shay Evans

In November 2018, Shay Evans was announced as a Sydney FC player for the upcoming 2018/19 W-League season. Few knew who she was, or her story, other than being a graduate of the John Moriarty Football program.

The John Moriarty Football program was started by the first indigenous footballer to be selected to play for Australia – John Kundereri Moriarty in 1960. Moriarty never managed to play due to Australia’s expulsion from the international governing football body FIFA the same year, but his selection remained a powerful moment in Australian football history – a member of the Stolen Generation being called up to play for his country.

In 2012, Moriarty, now experienced as a businessman, artist, and government advisor, started the John Moriarty Football program to give indigenous kids from remote parts of Australia football training and skills and a chance to become professional. One of the early recipients of a JMF scholarship was Shadeene “Shay” Evans.

Shay Evans was from the same remote part of the Northern Territory as Moriarty: Borroloola. A staggering 1056 kilometres away from the state capital Darwin. Borroloola is a very small town, the 2016 census determined the population to be 871. Of that population, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders made up 76.1% of the population.

Evans, alongside other members of her local community and the JMF program, were taken to the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

In 2015, Evans moved all the way to Sydney, 3086km away from home of Borroloola to attend Westfields Sports High School. Westfield Sports High boasts a ridiculously strong record with producing professional footballers in Australia, boasting the likes of ex-Socceroos David Carney, Jason Culina, Matildas star Ellie Carpenter, former Sydney FC men’s captain Alex Brosque, and current player Anthony Caceres to name just a few.

Evans was part of the NSW Institute of Sport, which helped her eventually get noticed and scouted by Sydney FC for the 2018/19 W-League season. A striker primarily, though has also played on the wings at a youth international level.

January 2019 saw Evans make her professional football debut, coming on as a substitute for fellow Westfields Sports High alum Princess Ibini in the 82nd minute of a Sydney Derby. I was lucky enough to have attended that game and seen that moment for myself – the cheer around the ground as Evans made her debut was massive and got me just as excited as the 3 goals which came before.

Evans would have to wait until the following season for more gametime, but not too long: the first round of the 2019/20 W-League season. Sydney were cruising to a 2 nil victory over rivals Melbourne in a fairly comfortable and strong performance to open the new season. Subbed on in the 86th minute of the game for Remy Siemsen, Evans showed immediate intention and several bursts of pace – nearly scoring with her first touch.

She wouldn’t have to wait much longer though to hit the back of the net, with a pinpoint cross from Angelique Hristodoulou connecting with her head in the 90th minute for her first senior goal. A truly incredible moment, a young indigenous footballer playing professionally and scoring in the national competition is huge and already iconic in the tapestry of the W-League and Australian women’s football.

It will remain an all-time football highlight for me and a moment that I’m always happy to know I was there for. The sky is the limit for Shay Evans, she’s shown she has immense talent. With Sydney losing at least one third of their starting attacking trio heading into the 2020/21 W-League season, I think Shay is in a great position to claim a spot in the starting XI. Her eye for goal and confidence will get her really far in football.

Outside of football, Evans is studying social work at University of New South Wales and amidst lockdown and quarantine has kept training and progressing her football with some of her Sydney FC teammates.

Muse, Space, and Cydonia

Before Muse, I’d never heard of the genre “space rock” before. But after hearing it, it immediately made sense to me. Science fiction loving musicians trying to best replicate the themes of sci-fi and the sense of awe from the genre.

Album art for 2006’s Black Holes & Revelations

Muse, led by lead singer Matt Bellamy (and his love of magical mushrooms) write a lot about different science fiction ideas. Every Muse album is about a different way the world could end, from advancement of technology, drone warfare, dictatorships, and even the internet itself.

Their fourth studio album Black Holes & Revelations, released in 2006, is probably my favourite album of theirs. Equal parts a reaction to the Iraq War, the mood of the 2000s, and also a creative view on interstellar travel.

Starlight, one of the singles released from the album, is a double entendre. On the surface about missing family and homesickness when you travel, but on a deeper level about what interstellar life and being so far away from home on a galactic level would be like. Could we really deal with living light years away from our own floating rock in space we call Earth?

Supermassive Black Hole is a sexy, funky, and catchy tune which personifies space and the mystery of it all as an attractive and mysterious woman who you’ll never quite understand, but by god do you want to know her. Something about this is so interesting to me. The deep dark unexplored reaches of space are infinite and there’s a sort of rock and roll awesome factor to that in my view. We will never see all there is in space.

The most well-known and successful song off BH&R is the final track of the album, Knights of Cydonia. Voted as the Hottest Song of 2007 by Triple J, it’s a six minute space odyssey, which bassist Christopher Wolstenholme described as “40 years of rock history in six minutes”.

Photo taken by the Viking orbit mission in 1976, showing the “face of mars”.

The song is named after the region of Mars known as Cydonia, where the infamous “face of Mars” was found. Subject to countless conspiracy theories and speculation of some sort of civilisation living on Mars. The concept of an ancient civilisation on Mars is very science fiction, and very intriguing. It took over 20 years before the face was known in public knowledge to be a trick of shadow and light from the Sun.

Come ride with me
Through the veins of history
I’ll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job
And how can we win
When fools can be kings?
Don’t waste your time
Or time will waste you

Muse create a scenario with the song that imagines the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as part of a secret society cult in Cydonia that act as judge, jury, and executioner for humanity, and the decider of what wars we fight and actions of nations. A metaphor for how the actions of the governments of the United Kingdom and United States conspired for a war in Iraq under false pretences.

It works as a call to action song, with the lyrics demanding that as individuals, normal people, we fight and challenge our governments and leaders on what they do. The chorus explains itself, and what the call to action is.

No one’s gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive
No one’s gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

The grand, epic scale of this song has always made it one of my all-time favourite songs, and easily my favourite Muse song. It’s easy to see why it was voted the best song of 2007 by Triple J listeners. It’s one hell of a track to listen to, a real adventure, and as the final track of BH&R, it’s perfect. Good luck getting the idea of space travel out of your head after listening to the entire album.

Running Up That Hill & Art Of Good Covers

If I only could, make a deal with God…

Did you forget to take your meds? Just another Nancy Boy? See you at the Bitter End?

Placebo’s music has often focused on nitty-gritty, taboo, and slightly uncomfortable relationships. Abusive couples, drug-fuelled break-ups, or as it’s put in Meds – sex, drugs, and complications. Rarely was their music uplifting or not about destructive people and destructive relationships – happy mutual break-ups were not their schtick.

Their sound was so clearly Placebo. Brian Molko’s nasally vocals paired perfectly with Stefan Olsdal’s banging guitar and bass. Placebo had previously done other covers, including a cover of The Smiths’ Bigmouth Strikes Again in 1997 for the single release of Nancy Boy, T. Rex’s 20th Century Boy in 1998, and Depeche Mode’s I Feel You in 1999. Molko and Olsdal often said the covers they did were representative of the music they loved and found significant in their formative years.

When Placebo released a studio cover of Kate Bush’s iconic Running Up That Hill it seemed at first like a weird combination but made more sense you more you thought of it. Kate Bush’s original was heartfelt but much faster paced, Molko explained in interview why he decided to cut down on some of the lyrics and lower the pace of the song.

I grew up listening to that song, and I always thought it was an amazing song, but I thought the tempo was too fast. It didn’t give enough space for the real emotion to shine through. When we decided to cover it, I really, really wanted to slow it down so that [there was enough space to express] what was really going on — the fear and the abandon.

Brian Molko, with in 2013

The raw emotion you feel from Molko’s interpretation of Running Up That Hill gives the song a completely new layer. A vulnerable male perspective on gender identity, a relationship going south, and heartbreak. This is a mixture of Placebo’s signature and Kate Bush’s own style which covered taboo topics and at the time contentious issues like gay couples and identity. The low-fi feel of Placebo’s cover allows the emotion of the song to really kick in, and it’s haunting.

This, is in my opinion, is a perfect example of a cover and what makes a good cover. Using the original song as a basis, true to its meaning, whilst still transforming it to make a different feel.

However, a good cover doesn’t always need to completely shake up the song, but rather add a different voice and singing style to a tune. A personal favourite, which for me is a case of I love both cover and original, is Shadowplay. Originally by Joy Division, and covered by The Killers for their 2007 b-sides and rarities album Sawdust.

A sombre and gothic track which was turned into a (almost fittingly) New Order-ised track by The Killers. It’s somewhat faster paced and has more of a light dance rhythm than a self-introspective brooding piece as originally intended by Joy Division. This works surprisingly well for me. While Brandon Flowers doesn’t have the deep, booming voice of Ian Curtis he does have a really good voice for a track like this.

Sometimes, covers become so much better known by the cover people barely remember the original. This is definitely the case with things covered by The Clash – only recently I found out that I Fought The Law, released on Give Them Enough Rope, was originally by The Bobby Fuller Four. At the time, was a #1 track but 54 years on from its original release in 1966, I’d say the version the absolute majority of people would know is The Clash version.

Covers are a really interesting way of using music. It can be seen as an ultimate tribute to an artist and their work, a sign of passing the baton, and also a way to keep a classic song relevant. It’s a good way of looking at the creative cycle itself – a cover is the creative cycle going full circle. I don’t think I’d have as much interest in Kate Bush if I didn’t love Placebo’s cover of Running Up That Hill.